The Panini Brothers - No Dancin' At The Dudley
Music and Lyrics by Mike DeGiorgi (2006)

The Players
Mike DeGiorgi - Lead vocal, acoustic guitar
Chip Conway - Electric guitar
Mark Earnhardt - Keyboard
Larry Sakayama - Bass guitar
Scott Thomas - Drums

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No Dancin' At The Dudley (Copyright 206 Mike DeGiorgi)

Grab some bacon, grab some eggs
Sneak a peek at your waitress's legs
Light a Camel at the bar and blow the smoke right back in somebody's face
You can kick back and relax
Just don't forget one important fact:
That for everything that you can do
You might get busted if you try to boogaloo

Cause there ain’t no dancin' at the Dudley
The Franklin County law is crystal clear
We don't want no vertical expression of your horizontal feelings inside here
No Dancin' at the Dudley
Don't let that sheriff see you shakin' your rear
There aint no dancin' at the Dudley, but go on and buy yourself a few more beers

Well it's a NASCAR shrine where you can dine
On walleye every Friday night
And in a smoke filled room, dude sings some country tunes
And you can tap your feet
But don't you leave your seat
You'll get busted by the rhythm police

Cause there ain’t no dancin' at the Dudley
The Franklin County law is crystal clear
We don't want no vertical expression of your horizontal feelings inside here
No Dancin' at the Dudley
Don't let that sheriff see you shakin' your rear
There aint no dancin' at the Dudley, but go on and buy yourself a few more beers

Select some Slim Jim's for a snack
And go pitch some horse shoes out in the back
Throw your opinions round the table even though you probably don't know jack
Yeah you can argue all through the night
It don't matter- at the Dudley everybody's always right
About the only topic not open to debate
Is if it's legal to do the Achy- Break.

Cause there ain’t no dancin' at the Dudley
The Franklin County law is crystal clear
We don't want no vertical expression of your horizontal feelings inside here
No Dancin' at the Dudley
Don't let that sheriff see you shakin' your rear
There aint no dancin' at the Dudley, but go on and buy yourself a few more beers